The annual ocassion to say thanks to the almighty and to every person in our life, Thanksgiving Day is also a time to feast, frolic and have some good clean fun. Check out these hilarious jokes and one-liners related to Thanksgiving Day and have a rib-tickling time. You can use these on your festive greeting cards/e-cards or share the entire collection of Thanksgiving jokes with your friends and dear ones by making a click here. Have an enjoyable time with TheHolidaySpot! |
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Brighten up the occassion for yourself and your dear ones with these amusing Thanksging jokes and one-liners. Share these with your friends during an ongoing Thanksgiving party or send these to them via your Thanksgiving greeting cards/e-cards.
Eat a turkey, or it will use fowl language on you. Pilgrimage. Nothing but the age of a pilgrim. What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play. Be thankful on Thanksgiving, at least for not being a turkey. Q: If April showers bring May flowers what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims! Q: Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving? A: The turkey. Q: Why? A: Because he's already stuffed! Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building? Yes - a building can't jump at all. Mother turkey to her disobedient children: "If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!" Q: Should you have your whole family for Thanksgiving dinner? A: No, you should just have the turkey! Q: What comes at the end of Thanksgiving. A: The letter "G". |
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